Tuesday, October 19, 2010


Today I realised I want to be RICH. Like this rich:

not that rich though. That would be just too much

Anyways, I'm currently reading The book Think and Grow Rich.
It's a good book and if you feel like me you should read it too .

If anyone can recommend other great books I'd be thankful

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Norm Macdonald is my idol

Norm Macdonald is the funniest comedian I have ever seen. He's especially brilliant on talk-shows.
Watch this video if you've never heard of him!

I've watched the video like 10 times in my life and its still funny every time and I decided to share the clip with you guys, enjoy!

Friday, October 8, 2010

North Korea is awesome

Just stumbled on this article on Cracked about DPRK

Seriously, check out their offical webpage, it'sjust awesome:


especially the FAQ section

"4. Can I work in North Korea as a teacher/interpreter/(other)?"


And even the size of the fonts change between the sentences... lol

Im not even convinced if this even really is the official page, theres always a chance somebody is trolling us   ...somebody other thank Kim Jong Il..

But it actually is the first result on google when searching with the keyword "north korea offical" so...

Thursday, October 7, 2010


highdeas.com  is a site where people can let the world know their brilliant thought while they are high, check it out!

Some Gems:

Smoking weed is a great way to pass the time while stoned.

The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him. What's up little guy?

Anybody notice that the word bed looks like a bed?


they'd be all high tech, almost completely frosted white, super thick glass to fit some kind of interactive touch screen computer inside, and apple logo. It would tell you your heart rate while your holding it and measure the volume of smoke you milk. And you can download apps to make the whole thing glow neon colors and shit.
..iBONG. ye or nay?

but really, check the site

Random article

Dalai Lama’s 18 rules for living

At the start of the new millennium the Dalai Lama apparently issued eighteen rules for living.

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
   2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
   3. Follow the three Rs:
         1. Respect for self
         2. Respect for others
         3. Responsibility for all your actions.
   4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
   5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
   6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
   7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
   8. Spend some time alone every day.
   9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
  10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
  11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.
  12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
  13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
  14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.
  15. Be gentle with the earth.
  16. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.
  17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
  18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Fucking Disturbing Stuff..

I just happened to stumble upon this;


It's a site that teaches you to eat cats.
But it's a LEGIT one

Wtf man..

Not for the weakest minds

How to eat a banana

Use these 5 simple steps!

1. Find Banana.

this is the hardest part. If you don't have a banana, it's impossible to eat one.

Tip: Look inside your mother

ehh... I mean go to a shop and look for a thing that looks like this:

Step 2: Peel Banana

This is the only way. It's easier thank it looks.

3. Eat Banana

The only edible part of a banana is the peel. There's a common misunderstanding  that you can also eat the "body" of the banana. WRONG. This part of the banana is actually pretty unhealthy and you don't want that. Don't believe your misinformed friends. After youre done eating the peel, just throw the other part away, prefeably to the street as thats how God intented it

That's it for the guide, hope I was clear enough. thanks.