How to eat a banana

Use these 5 simple steps!


1. Find Banana.

this is the hardest part. If you don't have a banana, it's impossible to eat one.


Tip: Look inside your mother

ehh... I mean go to a shop and look for a thing that looks like this:

Step 2: Peel Banana








This is the only way. It's easier thank it looks.





3. Eat Banana

The only edible part of a banana is the peel. There's a common misunderstanding  that you can also eat the "body" of the banana. WRONG. This part of the banana is actually pretty unhealthy and you don't want that. Don't believe your misinformed friends. After youre done eating the peel, just throw the other part away, prefeably to the street as thats how God intented it



That's it for the guide, hope I was clear enough. thanks.